Aliens in Callan
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on April 23rd, 2005
Bernie is advertising for aliens on his blog and recommending Callan in County Kilkenny as the perfect safe haven.
Now, if you’ve never been to Callan then take my word for it when I tell you it’s the most deeply unsettling town in Ireland. It’s like something out of a Stephen King novel. There’s an air of foreboding and not exactly menace but something just a bit sinister. You wouldn’t want to be wandering around on your own after dark like.
That leads me to believe that either: a) Aliens have already landed and are using shapeshifting and other x-filestastic stuff to live on earth or b) Aliens landed and the people of Callan simply ate them after some kind of Whicker Man style ceremony.
Either way my advice to you, humans and aliens alike, is avoid Callan at all costs and if your car breaks down there just don’t bring it to the mechanic whose garage is close to the GAA field.
You have been warned.
Tommy says:
I seem to be having trouble acessing your blog Twenty.I keep getting the blogger dashboard up whenever I click your link, even on other peoples blogs.I’m beginning to think you’ve barred me.
April 23rd, 2005 at 3:18 pm
Twenty Major says:
I think it’s a Blogger problem, Tommy. People have been having problems all over the place.
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