Small question

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on April 16th, 2005

Where does a male snake keep his mickey and where does the lady snake have her opening of love for the male snake to put his mickey in?

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maca says:

I think you need to get out more Twenty ;)

April 17th, 2005 at 11:04 pm
Keith Gaughan says:

Well, if you really must know:

http://pharyngula.org/index/weblog/penis_evolution/

http://www.angelfire.com/al/repticare/page23.html

In a nutshell, snakes have two of ‘em, both of which are barbed (for her pleasure). Females have wee slots (surprise, surprise), and when the male snake’s ready to get jiggy, he slips out his nobs, wraps himself around the female, whips out his lads, and works his way into place. Then the barbs flick out and he’s attached.

April 18th, 2005 at 12:40 am
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Tommy says:

Sounds like temple bar of a Saturday night.

April 18th, 2005 at 1:29 am
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Twenty Major says:

Thank you, Keith.

Sounds like hard work for the snakes, who are, as we all know, complete cunts.

April 18th, 2005 at 8:53 am
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Bane says:

I didn’t think you had any snakes left in Ireland.

April 18th, 2005 at 8:26 pm
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Twenty Major says:

Only the politicians, Bane.

April 18th, 2005 at 8:56 pm
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