Pooing round the world with Twenty Major
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on March 31st, 2005
So I’ve noticed on other blogs how people link to their cool and groovy photos which show parts of their life that are interesting and other parts which are wearisome, boring and not fit for public consumption.
So like any good blogger I’ve jumped on the bandwagon. Now, I’m sure all of us have been handed a packet of 236 pictures of Mary and Toby’s FAB weekend in Dingle, or had to sit through a slide show of cousin Mickey’s trip around the world or ‘ooh’ and ‘aah’ over wedding pictures where the groom looks like a fucking cunt in a rented suit and the bride, despite all her dieting and make-up, still looks like Kelly Osbourne on crack.
Well, fear not. For my pictures are not the usual kind. It’s a world tour, yes, but with a difference. This tour features pictures of me defecating in all the great locations worldwide includng Mount Kilimanjaro, 10 Downing Street, the Cliffs of Moher, Stonehenge, the Falls Road in Belfast and many more, with comments about each place too!
Just click here to see ‘Pooing around the world with Twenty Major. For the squeamish among you I should point out that there are no stool shots, merely me in the same hunched, squatting, going for a poo outside pose.
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Anonymous says:
Tha’s odd, TM, none of the pics showed you in Spain. Hmmm….
March 31st, 2005 at 9:01 am
Moriarty says:
That one of you on the moon looks staged. For a start, the flag is blowing the wrong way.
March 31st, 2005 at 11:33 am
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Scaryduck says:
Good work there.
I trust they were all good, solid stools, and not embarrassing squirts that run down the inside of your legs.
The art of the public dump, you’ll understand, is one mastered by very few people.
March 31st, 2005 at 1:36 pm
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Tommy says:
I’ve only had one public dump which was brought fort by a dog attacking me.The dog didn’t know I was in need when he attacked, but soon found out when he got a mouthfull.
I didn’t know public dumping could be mastered Scarey,is their a night course I can do.
March 31st, 2005 at 2:21 pm
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October 2nd, 2005 at 6:40 am
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Anonymous says:
Dole mans world tour. What a useless foolish sorry cunt you are. FUCK YOU.
March 19th, 2006 at 9:00 pm
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