Recently leaked footage of the new Paris Hilton sex tape

Oh, shaneb, not to worry…you are all still fucking peasants. Now, if you were pheasants, you’d be more useful, and tasty.

And being an American, and no doubt somehow partly responsible for the (mostly) awful ‘Twilight Zone’ show, I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise for what was mostly Hollywood communist propaganda bullshit, masquerading as Science Fiction.

Over here, we call your quaint Romanians ‘Gypsies’, and you know they’re in town by the abrupt rise in the crime rate. Hitler, while generally a bad idea, and a villian to boot, missed a few.

Dammit.

And, in the minds of lots of the British public, to blow up suburban pubs. And steal things.

I have English friends whose parents still frequently say exactly same things about the Irish that you say about the travellers - that we’re all fighting inbred drunken scumbags. Without so much swearing, perhaps, as they’re all middle aged Daily Mail readers and think swearing is more immoral than being bigoted fuckwits. Remember that heavy-handed Twilight Zone episode about the white American bigot who found himself as a German Jew in the ’30s and a black man in the pre-Civil War American south? Perhaps Rod Sterling could step in and the same thing could be arranged for you, Twenty, except you’d just have to be yourself, but stuck in Birmingham in the mid-70s. See how happy the locals were to see the lovely friendly hard-working Irish then.