Irish-Palestine Solidarity campaign are bigger cunts than we first thought…
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on March 30th, 2005
You might remember a few days ago I wrote about the utter cunts that are the Irish-Palestine Solidarity campaign and how they made complete fuckwits of themselves by using something they knew nothing about to make a protest.
Basically they were using the Israeli number 10 shirt as part of their misguided quest when, as we all know now, the player who wears that shirt is a Palestine Arab.
Now, nobody can accuse them of not learning from their mistakes as they’ve simply Photoshopped out the 0 on the shirt but they’ve obviously got someone with Parkinson’s disease to do it because you can still see parts of the erased number. Picture here.
Message to Jim Bowen, the spokesman, and the rest of his Irish-Palestine Solidarity Campaign cunts: You’re still cunts and this latest piece of cuntery makes you bigger cunts than you were to begin with. You cunts.
I don’t know if you saw the story about the Philipino woman who was working for Irish Ferries for €1 a week or something like that. Apparently she’s been given a €25,000 pay off and sent back home. That makes her the wealthiest woman in the Philippines now and it reminds me of when Jimmy the Bollix decided he needed some home help. He interviewed lots of candidates from all over the world. There was a Ukranian woman but she didn’t get hired because of her whiny voice. There was a Romanian woman but there was no way Jimmy was going to let a thief into his house. As he always said “If these snanky bitches are so fucking poor why don’t they just sell one of their fucking solid gold teeth, the cunts?’.
You should ask Jimmy to tell you about the way they drug their children so when they go around begging we’re supposed to think they’re asleep but in reality they’re unconscious and off their tiny little faces.
Anyway, in the end Jimmy found a website where you could bring over your own Phillipino woman for just $100US and all you had to pay her was $50 a month. He ordered and a couple of weeks later a crate arrived at his house. When he opened it up he found ‘Asunción’ who cleaned his house, washed his clothes, prepared the dinner, did the shopping, mowed the lawn, darned his socks, cleaned out the gutters and did all those things a wife would do but for a fraction of the cost and she lived out in the Barna shed at the back of the house. Sadly, one night Jimmy left the side-gate open and she went exploring, got lost and nobody has ever heard from her since, but Jimmy was proud of the fact that he rescued her from poverty and gave her a chance to live in the real world.
Jimmy also advocates the re-introduction of slavery and has been on many trips to the Ivory Coast and Burkina Faso looking for Gladiators, home help and construction workers.
For those of you awaiting the lastest edition of Dangermaus fear not. It should appear soon. As soon as a legal challenge to one of the stories is sorted out. I can’t say any more than that, nor when the edition is published can I say if the offending story has being published or not. Suffice to say some people on this fair isle have no sense of humour.
R. Delevan says:
You can’t leave us in suspense like that - let me know by email or something. Get DM some radio pickup.
You see the Sunday Trib picked up on your Irish Palestine Solidarity cunts story?
March 30th, 2005 at 9:52 am
Twenty Major says:
I saw that in the Trib, Richard. They even said I called them ‘cunts’ (but with ***s). Which is good.
If I can let you know more about the other thing I will.
March 30th, 2005 at 11:19 am
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ShaneB says:
“There was a Romanian woman but there was no way Jimmy was going to let a thief into his house. As he always said “If these snanky bitches are so fucking poor why don’t they just sell one of their fucking sold gold teeth, the cunts?’.”
Twenty Major, your casual racism is becoming increasingly embarassing. Almost as embarassing as your “wacky” sense of humour.
March 30th, 2005 at 11:22 am
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Twenty Major says:
It’s not casual. I don’t like Romanian thieves.
March 30th, 2005 at 11:37 am
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ShaneB says:
Ho ho! What a zinger of a comeback!
Why don’t you just add a link to the BNP–I’m pretty sure they share your hilarious views on immigrants, travellers, and “Romanian thieves”
March 30th, 2005 at 11:47 am
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Anonymous says:
Hey Twenty. it’s the RTE mole again. Fancy doing some radio, either for DM or for your own fine body of work?
March 30th, 2005 at 11:49 am
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Twenty Major says:
Shane - not quite sure what relevance the BNP has to Ireland.
RTE mole - you’d need to email me with more details before I could say yes or no.
March 30th, 2005 at 11:54 am
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Johnny5 says:
ShaneB, Have you ever smelt a Romanian person? Presumably not.
Grotesque cunts, every last curtain wearing one of them
March 30th, 2005 at 12:35 pm
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ShaneB says:
Johnny5,
I doubt you realise that people in, say, the UK and the US described Irish immigrants in similarly slanderous terms not so long ago. In fact, this site represents the new smug, repellent attitude common in this country–now we’re no longer peasants, we have the right to mock those from poorer countries. It ain’t funny and it ain’t clever…
March 30th, 2005 at 12:58 pm
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Twenty Major says:
The main difference is that Irish people went to the UK and US to work, not to become part of organised begging and thieving rings, which whether you like it or not is what a lot of these Romanians are involved in.
March 30th, 2005 at 1:10 pm
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Johnny5 says:
“now we’re no longer peasants, we have the right to mock those from poorer countries.”
Exactly. I knew you’d come around.
March 30th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
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Twenty Major says:
heh, nice spot, Johnny5.
March 30th, 2005 at 1:31 pm
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Anonymous says:
we’re all entitled to our own opinions and franky i find those of TWENTY quite refreshing!
March 30th, 2005 at 1:40 pm
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Scaryduck says:
I have nothing against Romanians. I just wish they’d have more eyebrows.
Some of my best friends are racists.
March 30th, 2005 at 5:38 pm
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Tommy says:
I have to say I know some Romanians and their over here to work, I think we all get mixed up between them and Roma, which are the knacker ones who pick pockets and beg.Ask any Romanian what they think of the Roma and their reponse would gladden the heart of any racist.
March 30th, 2005 at 6:01 pm
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Anonymous says:
The main difference is that Irish people went to the UK and US to work
And, in the minds of lots of the British public, to blow up suburban pubs. And steal things.
I have English friends whose parents still frequently say exactly same things about the Irish that you say about the travellers - that we’re all fighting inbred drunken scumbags. Without so much swearing, perhaps, as they’re all middle aged Daily Mail readers and think swearing is more immoral than being bigoted fuckwits. Remember that heavy-handed Twilight Zone episode about the white American bigot who found himself as a German Jew in the ’30s and a black man in the pre-Civil War American south? Perhaps Rod Sterling could step in and the same thing could be arranged for you, Twenty, except you’d just have to be yourself, but stuck in Birmingham in the mid-70s. See how happy the locals were to see the lovely friendly hard-working Irish then.
March 30th, 2005 at 10:55 pm
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Twenty Major says:
Christ, anywhere but Birmingham.
March 30th, 2005 at 11:02 pm
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Anonymous says:
The Irish were called c***ts?
March 30th, 2005 at 11:06 pm
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Twenty Major says:
Anonyfolk - you can use a name you know. Makes it easier to know who’s saying what…
March 30th, 2005 at 11:11 pm
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Poseidon says:
Twenty
Your writing can be quite hilarious but I share the view of several other readers and find the recent posts on racial sterotypes quite offensive and disappointing.
March 30th, 2005 at 11:31 pm
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Johnny5 says:
Racism is the new black
March 31st, 2005 at 10:52 am
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Stack says:
Racist is very funny and should be encouraged, it never harmed a soul
March 31st, 2005 at 10:55 am
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Johnny5 says:
Only ragheads and darkies hate racism and nobody cares about them anyway so just embrace it.
March 31st, 2005 at 11:12 am
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Bane says:
now we’re no longer peasants
Oh, shaneb, not to worry…you are all still fucking peasants. Now, if you were pheasants, you’d be more useful, and tasty.
And being an American, and no doubt somehow partly responsible for the (mostly) awful ‘Twilight Zone’ show, I’d like to take this opportunity to apologise for what was mostly Hollywood communist propaganda bullshit, masquerading as Science Fiction.
Over here, we call your quaint Romanians ‘Gypsies’, and you know they’re in town by the abrupt rise in the crime rate. Hitler, while generally a bad idea, and a villian to boot, missed a few.
Dammit.
April 3rd, 2005 at 12:32 am
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