Bring back corporal punishment in schools
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on March 29th, 2005
There’s been lots of talk about this Rate my teacher site with students loving it and teachers hating it.
Teachers hate everything though and who can blame them? I think you have to have a special vocation, or be a total masochist, to ever want to become a teacher. What in the name of God would make anyone want to spend most of their working day in a small room full of stinky children?
It’s even worse now. Back in the day there was a certain respect for teachers as they were your elders. You didn’t really dare do anything too bad but nowadays kids are cheeky, disrespectful little cunts and long gone is the day when you could get a good battering if you behaved badly.
In my school if you did something wrong you had to stand at the front of the class, put your hands out and you’d get a leather strap right across them. It hurt a lot. Sometimes you’d pull your hands away at the last second and the priest would strap himself in the thigh or, if you got really lucky, in his oversized gonads. If it wasn’t a strap it was a bamboo cane. It really did make you think twice about making that smart comment or throwing that brick across the room at that kid you hated. We had teachers who would pull you up by your sideburns or thump you in the arm if you got something wrong or forgot your homework.
But now where’s the deterrent to bad behaviour. If a kid does something wrong how are they being taught not to do it again? A good tongue-lashing (and let me tell you tongue-lashings were different in my day too, especially in a school full of priests)? 100 lines - I MUST STOP BEING A LITTLE CUNT? If they get a letter sent home and they get grounded then they just stay in their room with their DVD players, iPods, PCs and Playstations and such.
The only answer is to bring back coporal punishment. Kids today have to realise that if you do something wrong you’ve got to suffer the consequences. Shouting at them means nothing. It’s in one ear and out the other ear. But what if you stuck a knitting needle in one ear and out the other ear? I think the child in question would think twice about his or her bad beahviour in the future.
Straps and canes need to make a comeback and I’d encourage the use of nipple clamps for unruly rascals who constantly disrupt class. In boys schools if a kid is talking or messing in class then he should be made come up to the front of the class and then kicked, as hard as the teacher can, in the bollocks. If he vomits he’s got to eat it up.
Playing with mobile phones in class should be punishable to inserting the mobile phone up the student’s hole. Singing in class = three hours detention listening to that ‘Can’t take my eyes off of you’ song by Damien Rice over and over and over again. Passing notes to classmates, are you? Well, then the teacher takes the note and reads it out loud to the whole class but makes up something completely different. “Johnny’s note to Davey says ‘You’re hot. I want your cock in me now.”
“Forgot to do your homework, little Jimmy? Oh sorry, I forgot to not punch you in the face, you little cunt.”
Teachers complain about stress and burn-out and ulcers and all sorts and I don’t blame them. All the while the government and parents expect these people to educate our children but will not allow them to teach them anything about discipline. If they learn to associate bad behaviour with physical and mental pain then maybe they won’t grow up to be the horrible little cunts that we’re plagued with now.
Essentially we’ve got to write off everyone who left school after about 1983 and focus on the new generation. This is our last chance. I’m writing to my TD now.
I suggest you do the same.
Anonymous says:
And with this post the secret poshness of Twenty Major is revealed! Priests, eh? Was this some poncey Jesuit or Marist school? Surely every beardy old Major smoker worth his salt (like my dad) went to a good old knackery Christian Brothers school.
March 29th, 2005 at 4:22 pm
Anonymous says:
And with this post the secret poshness of Twenty Major is revealed! Priests, eh? Was this some poncey Jesuit or Marist school? Surely every beardy old Major smoker worth his salt (like my dad) went to a good old knackery Christian Brothers school.
March 29th, 2005 at 4:22 pm
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Sir Findo Gask says:
I hate kids.. They used to be alright but now they are gobby little cunts. When I was a skool, we had the cane, the slipper and the belt. Never did me any harm.
Punishment beatings is what they need.
SFG
March 29th, 2005 at 5:32 pm
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Twenty Major says:
Anon - posh schooling did not prevent me from becoming an intolerant old crank. The Christian Brothers would have buggered that out of me, I’m sure.
Findo - glad you’re on my side. I thought there’d be more support for such a worthy campaign.
March 30th, 2005 at 8:58 am
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lemuel says:
Dear Sir,
When I was at school, I was beaten regularly every thirty minutes, and it never did me any harm - except for psychological maladjustment and blurred vision.
Yours truly, Flight Lieutenant Ken Frankenstein (Mrs).
In other words: I agree with you.
March 30th, 2005 at 6:47 pm
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Bane says:
In one of my schools, the shop teacher had made a kind of cricket bat, and bored it fulla holes. That fucker would whistle at your ass with no wind resistance, and it was all I could do to not shit my underwear then and there. You’d be bent over, pants around yer ankles, and your ass would look like an octopus had been at it later. And then your Dad would beat you, as well.
It all just made me mean. Didn’t learn a damn thing. But I agree…kids should be beaten just because.
That Singapore caning a while back, of that little whiney American cunt, should have started a worldwide revolution of the caning of all of the smart-arsed little cunts as what needs it.
Beat the adults, too, while yer at it. Publicly. On ‘The Beating Channel’.
April 3rd, 2005 at 12:20 am
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festinog says:
Beating the children will solve nothing. In a generation where the line between reality and fantasy has become blurred as a result of un-ending video game playing a sound thrashing will not impart the same worldly wisdom we, the older generation garnered from the experience. Oh no. The answer is not corporal punishment. The answer is the electric chair. “What Murphy? No homework again? Kindly attach these electrodes to your bollocks you little fucker”.
A New Answer for the New Generation.
April 5th, 2005 at 10:45 am
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festinog says:
Beating the children will solve nothing. In a generation where the line between reality and fantasy has become blurred as a result of un-ending video game playing a sound thrashing will not impart the same worldly wisdom we, the older generation garnered from the experience. Oh no. The answer is not corporal punishment. The answer is the electric chair. “What Murphy? No homework again? Kindly attach these electrodes to your bollocks you little fucker”.
A New Answer for the New Generation.
April 5th, 2005 at 10:45 am
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Anonymous says:
20 are you gay?
March 14th, 2006 at 11:57 pm
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