Bank holiday Twenty
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on March 28th, 2005
Last night in the pub we were talking about that young Kunle chap being allowed back into Ireland. Opinions were divided, one person thought he should be allowed back to do his leaving then fucked out again, Jimmy thought he shouldn’t have been allowed back at all, Ron the barman thought we should make him dance naked up and down O’Connell Street to see if he really wanted to come back and Dirty Dave (who thankfully had had a shower in recent days) put his spoke in.
“I think we should only let him back in on a swap basis. That’s to say that Kunle comes back to Ireland but we get to choose some cunt to go live in Nigeria. We could start with criminals, then registered sex-offenders, travellers, politicians, Damien Rice fans, people from Bray and so on. Eventually we get rid of the dregs of our society and we get people who can improve Irish life so much. Think of how much our basketball teams will improve and when’s the last time Ireland had a top ’soul’ group in the charts? These people can sing, you know.”
For an absolute twat it was a nice piece of thinking, I have to say. I’ve already got a line on importing cases of ’soul glow’ hair spray. Oh yes.
This made me laugh (via Tim Worstall).
Finally, as you might have noticed I’ve had the painters in so the site looks more authentically ‘Major’. That dried up snot green that we all love so well. Till tomorrow.
Bernard says:
I have two questions for the Kunle experts who are following his story.
1. Is his the face of a 20-yr-old? He looks at least four years older.
2. Is his most common picture the one with him in his school uniform with his fly down?
March 28th, 2005 at 11:22 am
Twenty Major says:
All Nigerians are much older than they say. Add at least 5 years to their age to get close to the truth.
Rumour has it that Kanu the footballer is nearly 65 years old.
March 28th, 2005 at 12:35 pm
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Bane says:
Crikey, you can have most of our negroes. We’ve got piles of them. Just the men, though, and the fat nasty mammies. We’ll hang on to the Halle Berry types, thank you.
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