Comments on: Young people of Ireland (and Hot Press readers)…

By: swarthyboy

swarthyboy — Mon, 04 Apr 2005 23:22:00 +0000

as for those northern whingers snow patrol fuck me - what a shit album, was in tesco at 3am a bit peckish and stoned and was humming oen of their songs i heard on the radio on the way to the tescos do i potter off to the music section and add the album to my basket.

it is worse than a bad demo, the cunt you signed these clowns must have been deaf.

utter MOR shite. and the funmniest thing is that teh only good song is good because its melody and hook is a brillaint bass line - guess who these twats threw out of the band a couple of weeks ago???

shit music from garden centre prods.

By: Mister Whiskers

Mister Whiskers — Sat, 26 Feb 2005 00:18:00 +0000

I just think it’s a pity they’ve evidently forgotten the charms of Enya, or the Corrs…

By: fatmammycat

fatmammycat — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 19:08:00 +0000

I thought Renee Zellweger was tripping the light fantastic with one mister Jack White from the White Stripes. Ciaran, I’ve never known you to be wrong, so I ask with lots of cap doffing as I type.
toodles
ps. does anyone know how to make two cats like each other? I’ve lately (yesterday)rescued one small and somewhat scruffy kitten from the street,and vagabond that he is, he appears to incite the other cat I have into spasms of what can only be described as ‘Twenty meets the English man’ bouts of rage.

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 12:45:00 +0000

Ciaran,

there’s no need to inflict such punishment on yourself.

Unless of course you’re a secret Rice fan…

By: ciaran..

ciaran.. — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 12:37:00 +0000

“Without the errant apostrophe, of course… “

Seen as how you seem to be repenting for your typographical errors, I’d like to apologise sincerely for using “right” instead of “write”.

For penance, I shall listen to Rice’s Cannonball until my ears can take no more and flee

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 12:20:00 +0000

Without the errant apostrophe, of course…

By: Twenty Major

Twenty Major — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 12:19:00 +0000

Let’s spread the hate around his family like traveller’s spread the plague.

By: johnny5

johnny5 — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 12:01:00 +0000

I know Mr. Rice’s younger brother.

Can we set aside some hate for him too? He’s a complete wanker.

By: Tommy

Tommy — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 11:40:00 +0000

‘can’t take my eyes offa you’ that’s the only line of the song I know and I can’t get it out of my head, much to evey one in earshots annoyance. Actually, I can do a bit of the violin solo aswell which I think adds greatly to my rendition.So if you want a bit of cheering up after listening to his album, give me a call and I’ll do me bit for ya.

By: ciaran..

ciaran.. — Fri, 25 Feb 2005 11:40:00 +0000

Rice’s going out with that fat/skinny bitch from that film, Brigid Jones’ Diary.
I never saw the second one, and can’t thoroughly recall the first, but am I right in saying that there is no fucking diary in either of them?

Anyhoo, Rice won’t be able to keep up with the diet of the Atkins sponsored fat/skinny wagon with the mushy mouth, and will surely die.
If she (it’s Runny Zellyweger I speak of) were to right her auto-biography, would it be called “The Fridge to Bones Diary”?
I hate myself for having said that..

As for Dangermaus, I second Mr Majors reccomendation.
It’s The Truth!