Let them fight to the death
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on February 21st, 2005
Those crazy travellers are at it again, this time in Kerry.
All the Gardai in the south-west were involved as running battles erupted between travellers and members of the ’settled community’ which I assume is just another way of talking about travellers now living on a halting site. Apparently some youths have been taunting other youths (’I prefer to have sex with my own sister than your sister’ - ‘Your wedding to your own sister only had 13 injuries after scraps with fish-hooks and planks with nails in them’ - that sort of thing) and there’s some kind of turf war over drugs where gangs have been throwing bales of peat briquettes at each other.
So these cunts spend their time trying to banjax their counterparts and more police, who could be out fighting real crime like finding Northern Bank money or the continued presence of Bryan McFadden in the pop charts, have to be drafted in to deal with them.
I say let them fight. Let them do whatever they want to each other. With no fear of intervention they’ll really go for it and will be delivering killer blows all day long. Those that don’t die and lie horribly wounded on the streets should be left there, denied hospital care and if their own want to apply stinking poultices or whatever kind of black-magic they use on the sick then fine but we shouldn’t waste any precious resources on them.
In the end there’s bound to be an overall winner, he’ll have nobody left to fight and any remaining opponents will be crippled, maimed, blind or otherwise incapcitated. And everyone lives happily ever after.
Of course if the winner has a taste for blood and tries his caravan based shit-witchery on real people then we just shoot the cunt in the head and be done with it. Simple.
Elsewhere I saw a very frightening headline this morning “Display on Collins is museum’s star exhibit”. I was about to launch into a tirade about how it would be a waste of valuable cultural space to have an exhibit about that baldy in-the-air-tonight cuntbag until I realised it was about Michael Collins and I realised I didn’t give a shit either way.
sliabh says:
If they are going to be at it then we should sell the TV rights to Sky or someone like them as well. We could make a mint - “Tonight live from the Balinasloe Horse Fair! - The McCarthys vs the MacDonaghs, in Traveller Slashdown 2005!!!”
February 21st, 2005 at 9:46 am
Twenty Major says:
“Traveller Slashdown 2005!!!”
heh. I’d pay to see it.
February 21st, 2005 at 9:52 am
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Alive in Limerick says:
Well there WAS that bare-knuckle fighting DVD featured on the Blizzard of Odd a few weeks back between the Quinns and the Joyces. There’s a clip of it here - if you like that kind of knacker-on-knacker violence.
Its also for sale on ebay here
February 21st, 2005 at 11:46 am
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Twenty Major says:
Nice one, Limerick.
That fat knacker really got a hammering from other less fat knacker.
February 21st, 2005 at 1:08 pm
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Tommy says:
I have to agree that they should be left to it, but deep down somewhere near my arse I have an admiration or something for them.I mean, they kill someone, and then go to the funeral to kill him more, slashing his granny as they pass.You have to admire that sort of dedication.
February 21st, 2005 at 6:18 pm
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Anonymous says:
That’s a lot of well-marbled beef there. Hard to watch, but hard not to watch. - D.
February 21st, 2005 at 8:33 pm
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Keith Gaughan says:
I say turn turn Carlow–it’s not a real county after all–into a big wrestling ring, surround it with barbed wire, and let them at one another in there. What’s the worst that can happen…
February 22nd, 2005 at 9:56 pm
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up kilkenny!!!! says:
‘nacker born killers’,,’pikeys in nikeys’ great video,,,fnd it on the net all a yeeh,,its great fun to watch!!
November 15th, 2006 at 3:39 pm
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