Ashes to ashes

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on February 10th, 2005

Yesterday being Ash Wednesday I spent all day smoking and collecting the ash in a Superquinn green bag (environmentally friendly, dontcha know).

I then made a cardboard dog collar, dressed in black and went out into the streets of our fair city where I proceeded to smear the ash all over the foreheads of willing recipients who thought I was a kindly old priest.

All those people going home thinking they had the sign of Jesus when, in fact, they all had the mark of Twenty Major.

Peas be with you, brothers and sisters.