Monthly Archives: February 2005

Goths, trannies and skateboarders – kill them all

Skateboarders in West Dublin have won a five-year battle to build a local skate park, and new government funding could now lead to other such facilities around the country. Wonderful news for the baggy-panted, lice infested, Tony Hawks wannabes that … Continue reading

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Young people of Ireland (and Hot Press readers)…

How the buggery fuck has Damien Rice ended up in the top Irish 3 albums of all time in the latest Hot Press poll? Been-around-forever editor of the music rag Niall Stokes said the success of his album, O (he … Continue reading

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Crazy frog cunt

Picture the scene, it’s Sunday morning in my local, Ron the barman being a cunt just by existing, I’m sitting with Jimmy the Bollix having a pint, a bite to eat and reading the papers. All is as it should … Continue reading

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Inappropriate commemoration

I read this morning that to mark the anniversary of the building of the Titanic, ill-fated ship which sadly only took the life of Leonardo di Caprio on-screen, a giant iceberg is going to be towed into Belfast harbour. Of … Continue reading

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Luas and fighting fire with fire

Yet another Luas crash last night saw people injured, traffic jammed and more embarassment. The accident happened around Connolly Station last night when a truck drove right into the side of the tram. It’s obvious what’s happening. Firstly people can’t … Continue reading

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Let them fight to the death

Those crazy travellers are at it again, this time in Kerry. All the Gardai in the south-west were involved as running battles erupted between travellers and members of the ‘settled community’ which I assume is just another way of talking … Continue reading

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A question

Why is it the older I get the earlier I wake up when I get drunk the night before?

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Funny money

So there were a bunch of people arrested and a load of cash linked to the Northern Bank robbery was found yesterday. Gavin has a nicely detailed account of what went down. No surprises to anyone to find Sinn Fein … Continue reading

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Big Brother auditions in Dublin

I watched with horror last night as hundreds of Dubliners queued up to take part in auditions for the upcoming series of Big Brother – the TV show where they put a dozen cunts in a house and film them … Continue reading

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RTE has barred Twenty Major.

Thanks to an anonymous tipster I have been informed that access to this very site has been barred to employees of RTE, Ireland’s national broadcaster. Perhaps it was this piece, critical of the Sunday night ‘comedy’ show called The Panel. … Continue reading

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Thanks to an anonymous tipster I have been informed that access to this very site has been barred to employees of RTE, Ireland’s national broadcaster.

Perhaps it was this piece, critical of the Sunday night ‘comedy’ show called The Panel. But surely an organisation like RTE wouldn’t block a website on their network just because it didn’t like a TV show?

Maybe it’s the use of expletives like ‘cunt’, ‘shitbox’ and ‘elephant felching wanklords’, but then I’m sure a national broadcaster would do all it could to help people in their employ enjoy the diversity and wonder of the English language.

Maybe it was me highlighting a terrible error by Pat Kenny on his radio show, or maybe it was the recent idea of Gerry Adams appearing on the Late Late Show in that Jennifer Lopez dress.

I don’t know what it is but I do know that the poor people that have to work in RTE every day shouldn’t have their access to Twenty Major barred. What kind of Chinese internet is the RTE webmaster running?

Poor Charlie Bird. Poor Anne Doyle. Poor Ray D’Arcy. How can that man, or woman, deny honest, hard-working RTErs like this?

It’s censorship at its very worst and it’s unbecoming a national institution like RTE. Just for that I’m not going to pay my TV licence even more now, you cunts.