Fucking Judge cunts

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on January 28th, 2005

I have to say I agree with the sentiments of Potato-man when he expresses incredulity at the measly four year sentence handed down to utter cunt Paul Buckley who savagely raped and beat a woman in Cork in April 2002.

He plead not guilty in court which meant the lady in question had to testify and relive the experience. Then the fucking cunt judge gives your man four years? Maybe there was some kind of kindred spirit thing going on. Two absolute cunts give each other the eye. They both can see one is as big a cunt as the other and old fucking cunt judge goes easy.

If it were me that cunt would be doing as much time as possible and with bollocky shit like this going on week after week after week in Ireland I think it’s time we explored the possibility of some other forms of justice being administered to cunts like that. How many times have we seen child abusers, kiddie porn merchants, rapists, violent burglars and other forms of pond scum get half-arsed sentences from judges so far removed from the real world it’s just not funny?

See that Buckley cunt? Maximum sentence and let’s get someone to beat and rape him. Seriously. See how he fucking likes it. Doesn’t the bible say ‘An eye for an eye?’ I know it also says ‘Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself’ but he’s already done unto others and now it’s time someone did unto him back. Let’s get some 7′5″ giant of a man with a cock like a super-inflated python, give him the job of National Punishment Rapist and have him violate the arses of these bastards. Won’t be doing much raping now, will you, fucker? Won’t be sitting down or pooing straight for a couple of weeks either but who cares about you? Not me. You gave up your rights when you did what you did in the first place.

You might think I’m joking but I’m deadly serious about this. Child-abuser? Castration without anaesthetic. Simple as that. Rehabilitation my bollocks. If you do it once you’d do it again. Cut your knackers off and nobody has to worry anymore. It might act as a bit of a deterrent too. I mean, does a guy who’d fuck a kid really have any fear of going inside for a number of years where he’s going to spend as much time as possible playing wanking games and bumming his cell-mates whenever he feels like it? I don’t think so. If he thinks he might lose his balls he might just stay at home and use the internet and large butt-plugs to get his thrills.

Violent criminals? Let’s get violent back. Beat somebody up because you’re pissed and bored? Well, let’s tie you to a tree and have about you with baseball bats. Bottle somebody for looking at your bird in a nightclub? Let’s send you down but sew your eyelids open so you go mad from lack of sleep and tear your own eyes out. Batter an old aged pensioner to steal their life savings of €37 when you could just scare them into giving you the money? Then we’ll break all the bones in your feet and make you walk all the way there to give the money back. Then once you’ve done that we’ll break your legs and deny you hospital care - and if I see you crawling along the road I’ll fucking do you for vagrancy too you poxy little shitbag.

When you have clueless cunts for judges like we have in this country you need an alternative. The people of Ireland are being denied justice, the criminals aren’t worried. It’s a cushy number in jail, bed, board, heroin and anal sex. It’s like Soft Cell in the early years. It’s about time it stopped.

So what should the political party be called? The Retribution Party? The Revengist Democrats? All suggestions welcome.

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5 comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    >> So what should the political party be called? The Retribution Party? The Revengist Democrats? All suggestions welcome.

    The Christian Brothers?

    January 28th, 2005 at 3:20 pm

  2. Mister Whiskers says:

    Damn it, makes me wish I was a judge. I’d impose MAXIMUM SENTENCE on anybody who was dragged, shitting their tracksuits, into my fucking courtroom. The Hanging Judge? What a pussy. I’d be the Scraping Judge, the Gouging Judge, the Really Very Sarcastic Judge, and those cunts would truly rue the day they EVER thought of doing the foul things they got up to. NO MERCY!!! ’tis the Goldfish way, and the only way.

    It’s strange. I like to think of myself as a soft-hearted liberal, and yet I still want to kill everyone. Is that wrong? Or just good common sense??

    January 29th, 2005 at 12:21 am
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  3. Tommy says:

    Could we condem all the proddys first,aparantly they’ve been bad mouthing us papists for years, the cunts.Good on el preso mary,we should keep her.

    January 29th, 2005 at 4:26 am
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  4. Mosher says:

    Goldfish - only problem is that the maximum sentence for many crimes is woefully inadequate. It’s not the judges that need changed (not JUST the judges anyway), but the whole law needs a kick up the arse.

    As it stands, I agree 100% with Major’s punishments, even if they are slightly lenient. Sadly, even as a judge you couldn’t impose them on anyone unless the fuckeng government woke up and decided to let you.

    February 6th, 2005 at 4:15 pm
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  5. Anonymous says:

    Occupational Hazard Party

    January 18th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
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