Twenty’s Christmas greetings

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on December 24th, 2004

I’ve been indulging in the Christmas spirit. And stout. And whiskey. Forgive my non-appearance yesterday and for the coming days.

To all my readers who are not cunts I wish you a splendid Christmas and a great 2005.

To anyone who’s a cunt and might be reading this I wish you salmonella, distemper and the pox.

Take care.

Twenty Major.

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5 comments

  1. Anonymous says:

    I’m not sure which category I fall into, but regardless, get fucked.

    Ciaran..

    December 24th, 2004 at 12:16 pm

  2. greengirl says:

    Same to you………….;op

    December 24th, 2004 at 3:32 pm
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  3. Mosher says:

    I’ll pass on the wishes of salmonella, distemper and the pox to the cunt at number 9. Then I’ll break his fucking shins with a baseball bat if he leaves my driveways gates wide open again.

    December 24th, 2004 at 7:22 pm
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  4. Scaryduck says:

    Get to fuck, you fucking fuck.

    And a happy new year.

    December 26th, 2004 at 11:37 am
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  5. fatmammycat says:

    Dearest Twenty. may whatever doorway you’re found sleeping in be as soft as Michael McDowell’s penis.
    Toodles

    December 27th, 2004 at 5:47 pm
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