This bloke came up to me…

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on December 13th, 2004

…and he said ‘You cunt.’

I said, “What?” He said, “You cunt”.

I said ‘Do you think you’re Peter Cook and Dudley Moore, you fucking cunt?’

Anyway, this went on for some time until I said “Look son, I’ve had enough, now fuck off you fucking cunt, would ya?”.

Here are some other people I would like to say ‘Fuck off you cunt’ to:

Barry Egan: He’s ginger, he thinks he can write, he looks like a pissed up old tramp. Fuck off you cunt.

Eddie Irvine: Going to Café en Seine only makes you more of a cunt you fucking second rate playboy. Fuck off you cunt.

Celia Ahern: Just what Ireland needs. Another writer of fluffy, insipid chick-lit. And we used to be well known for our great writers. Fuck off you cunt.

Clare McKeown: Leave some of the fucking pie for the rest of us you fucking blimp. Fuck off you cunt.

Tiger Woods: Stop being such a fucking cunt all your life and enjoy yourself. Try smilng now and again. Fuck off you cunt.

The bloke from Coldplay: You’d think with all his money he’d get his teeth fixed and buy himself a decent gansey. Fuck off you Paltrow licking cunt.

James Nesbitt: Norn Irish actor with a bulldog’s jaw. Why the fuck are you on the TV every time I turn it on? Fuck off you power-cunt.

That’s enough for today. Those cunts are getting me down.