Now that’s what I call three stories in one
Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on December 3rd, 2004
First up for the Axe Tax is Judge Desmond Hogan who let a man who bought 539 images of children being fucked and buggered and God knows what else go free from court with a €1,000 fine and a suspended sentence.
Fucking shitfaced clusterfuck of a motherless cunt. I can’t even count how many times I’ve seen these kinds of sentences handed out in Ireland. It’s bullshit and it’s not fucking good enough. They’re doing nothing to solve the problem, nothing to deter other sick paedos from paying for this filth and helping the whole industry spew out more and more of the kind of stuff that would quite honestly make me take to castrating to the cunts involved if I ever got near them.
Fucking judges. Now watch as some kid gets 18 months for stealing a video game from HMV. Dicks.
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A former Glenroe actor yesterday won a court case against a publican who refused to serve him because he was a traveller. I’m sure he’s now welcomed with open arms every time he goes into that pub. Wouldn’t the fella have been better off getting on his donkey, or stealing someone’s car and going somewhere else, stopping to burgle a few houses along the way?
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Finally, did you know RTE reporter Charlie Bird’s name is not actually Charlie Bird? Twenty Major can reveal his real name is actually ‘Lorcan McMahon’ and that the moniker he uses on television is a nickname given to him because he likes to take cocaine and fuck emus.
True.
Scaryduck says:
Talking of useless, thieving cunts, I see the people of Liverpool are getting all self-righteous again about an episode of The Weakest Link.
Ann Robinson (To Scouse schoolteacher): “Do you teach your children to steal?”
Scouse Teacher: “No.”
AR: “So why are they so good at it then?”
It’s funny because it’s true!
December 3rd, 2004 at 10:50 am
Twenty Major says:
They love a good moan/mourn.
December 3rd, 2004 at 11:10 am
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Mosher says:
I’m fairly politically and religiously ignorant (and try hard to remain that way) but isn’t the Republic predominantly Catholic? And isn’t abusing children acceptable within Catholicism?
Or is that only if you’re a “man of the cloth”? I’m assuming that cloth to be the curtain you wipe your cock on after you’ve buggered a 10 year old.
December 3rd, 2004 at 11:41 am
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Queen of SLeaze says:
What Scousers are moaning about The Weakest Link? First I’ve heard of it. Anyway, Anne Robinson is from Crosby, a particularly delightful area just north of Liverpool, known for its gang land shootings and severed feet washing up on its marina. She is allowed to rip the piss out of us as much as she likes, being just as scummy as the rest of us.
December 3rd, 2004 at 12:00 pm
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Twenty Major says:
It is predominantly catholic, you’re right.
And for years people have quoted the book of Job 4:16 “Thou shalt bugger thy children and thy children’s children…” but fail to note the following line “…whenst thy shall be smited by the silver bearded power.”
People thought that was God, but the bible was Nostradamusly predicting my wrath, so it was.
December 3rd, 2004 at 12:02 pm
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Twenty Major says:
I like the way drinking the Sellafield water from the Irish Sea has given Anne such a fullsome ginger beard.
December 3rd, 2004 at 12:04 pm
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Da Goldfish says:
Oooh… now you’re turning me on.
December 3rd, 2004 at 12:58 pm
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Peter Nolan says:
“And isn’t abusing children acceptable within Catholicism?”
No, but it’s just the Christian Brothers bring the same experiences that the children of the rich enjoy at posh boarding schools to the poor and middle classes.
December 6th, 2004 at 1:20 pm
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Peter Nolan says:
“I can’t even count how many times I’ve seen these kinds of sentences handed out in Ireland. “
It might actually be helpful if Mister Michael “I’m Such a Fascist” MacDowell would keep these people in prison until the ends of their terms. Dessie O’Hare is getting out, probably to take more fingers off the dentist. Malcolm MacArthur is somehow not mad anymore, at least as far as the shrinks can tell; maybe he’ll go lodge at Michael’s house?
December 6th, 2004 at 1:25 pm
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