Focus on organised crime

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on November 30th, 2004

I read today that Gardai are afraid a mini-Mafia is developing in Limerick City as organised crime in the town gets stronger and stronger. There was been an upsurge in stabbings, shootings, robbery, rolling people up in carpets and the only people happy about it are the cement manufacturers who can’t keep up the demand for concrete boots for the lackies and stool pigeons that get dumped in the Shannon each day.

Of course there’s a very simple solution to organised crime in this country, just kill the cunts. Seriously.

The Gardai know who all these people are; in Limerick, in Dublin, in Cork, all over the country. They’re not the type of people who skulk in the shadows, they’re usually quite blatant but possess enough criminal smarts not to have their fingersprints (literally and figuratively) all over what they do.

So bearing in mind these people are well known what’s to stop a well trained Garda unit being sent out to assassinate these fuckers? Just take them out one at a time. I don’t know what nicknames they have these days - The General, The Viper, The Goat Fucker, whatever. Just shoot them in the head as they come out of their house and then run away really fast. Poison them as they go for a slap up meal in Beshoffs. Wait for them in the toilets of their local and stab them in the eye with a syringe full of insulin. Blow them up in their cars. It doesn’t matter if their kids are with them, nits make lice and all that.

After a while even the stupidest criminal will know what’s going on and will either cease all unlawful activities or they’ll bugger off to Spain where they can be terrorised by red-tape and dodgy workmen as they try and buy a retirement villa in Alicante.

And that’s how you solve organised crime in Ireland. QED, no?

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3 comments

  1. Mosher says:

    Please run for Prime Minister in the UK. I can’t vote in Ireland so I’d not be able to help get you in. Besides, I’d rather get rid ouf our crims than yours :)

    November 30th, 2004 at 11:19 am

  2. Anonymous says:

    About time, someone in this country speaks with knowledge. I am sick to death of the bleeding heart human rights people talk about how the gardai are taking away rights of criminals. They never talk about the law abiding people of Ireland. Try and tell a young child that her mother is dead because some fucker decided to shoot at a house while a party was going on. These pricks are the damnation of our society, preying on young people and threatening violence if people don’t carry in drugs or guns into ireland for them. My belief is a shared sentiment with you. IF they are shot I won’t be sheading a tear. I’ll gladly pay for the bullets if the GArdai are experiencing cutbacks

    August 13th, 2006 at 1:38 am
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  3. The Daily Magnet says:

    Organized criminals in Limerick - so I guess they have very neat sock draws then.

    August 14th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
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