A vote for Bush is a vote for a robot

Posted in Old blogger by Twenty Major on October 26th, 2004

Twenty Major has discovered that George W Bush is not human but is the third generation of an artificial lifeform known as a Dimborg. These creatures were designed to become domestic help - Robo-butlers, if you will - but soon it was discovered they could be programmed to act in any way their handlers decided.

Recent footage of Bush during his debates with John Kerry showed a box sized hump on his back which many thought was a radio transmitter/receiver pack which allowed him to be guided through the discussions like some kind of sub-Cyrano de Bergerac fool. It’s simply not true. That box shaped him is where his external power pack is held. Normally the President is powered by 14 walkman sized batteries but canny Democrats bought up every single battery in town before the debates meaning Bush had to wear his slightly cumbersome pack instead.

Previous Dimborgs have included Lee Harvey Oswald, Keith Harris and Orville, 80s rock chick Pat Benetar and Hollywood star Eric Roberts.

Dimborgs look and feel amazingly real although long-term problems with their brain to speech transmissions are proving tricky to overcome.

Tell your friends, don’t vote for Bush unless you want a robot as President. And not a good robot like Bender.